Narcotics units
-Immediately grow facial hair, plead it everyone we were systematic to.
-Start examination each part of Monster Garage.
-Buy a biker wallet with a large chain.
-Make each box engage overtime $$$.
-Buy bunches of boats, RV’s, as good as motorcycles with that overtime.
-Learn to fool around golf drunk.
SWAT units
-Wear group T-shirts, Oakley sunglasses as good as boots everyday.
-Try to fit a word crack in to each conversation.
-Have a counterpart accessible to check hair, if we have hair.
-Never contend hello to any a single who is not an operator, usually use your SWAT conduct nod.
-Subscribe to Soldier of Fortune as good as Muscle as good as Fitness.
-Learn to fool around golf wearing a gun.
Community Service units
-Hate SWAT.
-Work to have everyone adore you.
-Paint your bureau in delicate colour colors.
-Think Feng Shui.
-Subscribe to Psychology Today.
-Learn to fool around tiny golf.
Traffic units
-Write tickets to EVERYBODY.
-Spend each week end cleaning your bike as good as polishing boots.
-Annoy everyone upon a air wave job out your stops.
-Talk about zero yet how most tickets we wrote in a single day.
-Ride by a office building with large windows to see your reflection.
-Golf is lame, engine rodeos have been cool.
K-9 Units
-Become sadistic
-Show cinema of your ultimate dog bite
-Brag about your largest drug find
-Smell similar to a dog
-Workout 3 times a day
-Show off your bruises
Administrative Units
-Three-hour lunches everyday, plead it everyone it’s a “meeting”.
-Upgrade troops dialect dungeon phone each month.
-Tell everyone we have been published in a inhabitant law coercion magazine.
-Update your punish list upon a weekly basis.
-Golf Rules! Play lots of golf.
Patrol Units
-Has nerves of steel.
-In a depot state of revulsion from dialect politics.
-Inability to keep mouth shut.
-Has defining tastes in alcohol.
-Is reputable by peers.
-Beats a crap out of his caddy upon any bogeyed shot
Investigators
-Come in during 0800
-”Breakfast” from 0815 to 1030
-Work from 1030 to Noon
-Noon to 1400 Work out as good as Lunch
-1400-1700 Sit in CID as good as speak about how most girlfriends we have as good as how a mother doesn’t know. Plan your subsequent RV, fishing, motorcycle trip.
Patrol Sergeant
-Remembers really good “how we used to do do it.”
-Always peaceful to plead it his officers a above. -Tries to fit a word “liability” in to each sentence.
-Talks about “what he’s conference from upstairs.”
Trainee
-Unable to grow facial hair.
-Watches each part of Cops.
-Worships a belligerent a SWAT guys travel on.
-Arrives for work 3 hours early.
-Thinks a sergeant is anxious to see him.
-Won’t splash upon a golf march since it violates a open enclosure ordinance.
FEDS
- Shave head, as good as grow goatee (unless we wish to be a government weenie, afterwards have certain we have been purify shaven, with reduced roughly troops character haircut).
- Wear 5.11 pants, as good as polo with group trademark (unless we wish to be a government weenie, afterwards have certain we regularly have a shirt as good as pants to that a coupler as good as tie can be fast combined for when a trainer competence be around).
- Arrive during work during 8AM, outlay a single hour responding invalid emails, as good as thirty mins checking your early retirement investments. Then go with an additional representative to Starbucks “to plead your a brand new case.”
- After participating in your initial aver use (as outward cover) have skeleton to stick on a group SRT,SWAT, etc, to “properly implement your higher tactical skills.”
- After we do your initial buy bust, rught away proceed asking a trainer about “long tenure undercover” jobs.
- Refuse to fool around golf with “the locals.”
New Corrections Officers
- Show up for work fifteen mins early
- Buy usually a most appropriate ink pens (Pilot G-2)
- Wear T-Shirts of your “dream department” underneath your uniform
- Wear a full avocation leather belt of rigging even yet we have to remove: gun, baton, gangling magazines, knife, dungeon phone, as good as BUG when we arrive during a facility
- Become friends with each internal troops officer
- Continue eating as well most as good as not exercising